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Fools!!

If you don’t know by now that the cake is always, always a lie, you need to clear your schedule for this weekend and play Portal. Once you have successfully teleported yourself to the end of the Enrichment Centre, you will most certainly come to find the delicious, moist cake for which you have been playing is … that’s right … a lie.

When you get over the initial shock of cakelessness, you can console yourself with this t-shirt – receive a free slice of cake with every purchase…I promise.

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